A character in Napoleon Dynamite
Played by Diedrich Bader
Napoleon Dynamite · 30 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Napoleon Dynamite: in 3 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Napoleon (3), Kip (2), Pedro (2)
What's that over there?
RexI'll answer that question in seven years…when you're ready.
Come on, tell me.
RexOh, all right. That's the Thundercone.
[Thunder rumbles and lightning flashes]
I've heard people die there, like 20 times a day.
Sweet!
[Napoleon and Pedro are in his bedroom while he searches everywhere for his Rack-U-Tane]
Pedro, I can't find my Rack-U-Tane anywhere! There's no way I can fight without it!
Oh, well. At least your skin is clear.
[entering the bedroom] What are you still doing here, Napoleon? I thought you had a big fight to impress the woman you stole from me.
She has a name, Kip. I just don't know what it is.
[Doorbell rings]
Oh. That must be the ride I arranged for you.
Rex[pounding from outside the front door; off-screen] DYNAMITE, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Oh, man! It's Rex! Pedro, tell him I have diarrhea! [quickly hides under his bed]
He's right here, Rex. Hiding under his bed.
Kip, shut up!
Rex[pulls Napoleon out from under the bed] Nobody turns their back on the Thundercone! You're gonna fight whether you want to or not! [drags Napoleon out of his room by the ankles]
Be careful. He has diarrhea.
[Napoleon and Kip run through the cornfield after escaping the Thundercone and the angry mob chases after them]
Thanks, Kip. I couldn't have chickened out with a better guy.
Can we make up later? I can't run and talk at the same time.
[They dodge a pitchfork which nearly hits them; Starla roars]
RexKill 'em, honey bunch!
I love you, Starla!
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