[Napoleon and Rico are being interviewed at the Main Street Grill after winning the Bed Race]
And that's when I knew I won the Bed Race fair and square. Any questions?
[raises her hand] Deb Bradshaw, Preston High School Bugle. Napoleon, what advice do you have for young people?
Follow your dreams. Also, never throw a water balloon at a pickup truck. There might be a judge inside.
As student body president, I present you with a lifetime hall pass. This is good for any hall in the school.
Sweet! What about stairwells?
I'm not God, Napoleon.
Rico, in honor of your great victory today, I'm taking down that picture you hate so much.
The one that says, "Do not take checks from this man?"
No. This one. [takes down the picture of a teenage Rico losing a football game and replaces it with the one of him and Napoleon crossing the finish line]
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