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S1 E15

Napoleon Dynamite · Season 1, Episode 15

Napoleon, Kip and others in “Unfinished Business”

Napoleon

Kip, this is gonna be the easiest fight of my life.

Kip

[takes out the Rack-U-Tane] Is it, Napoleon?

Napoleon

You stole my Rack-U-Tane!

Kip

You stole my Misty.

MMisty

I love when guys fight over me.

Deb

Yeah, me too.

Napoleon

Screw you, Kip!

Kip

All right. But first, let me unscrew the cap on this tube.

Napoleon

I am SO gonna apply my skills to beat you!

Kip

Perhaps. Right after I apply the last of this rage cream to my face.

Napoleon

Quit cleverly twisting my words!

MMisty

Stop talking, start punching!

Kip

Prepare to be humiliated in front of Misty.

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