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Dr. Forrester, Mike and others in “Turkey Day '95”

FDr. Forrester

Ah, you're here. Listen, I need you to snap-to. My mom's here and I promised to take over the world before pie is served. So uh... help me out, and I won't destroy you.

We'llllll think about it. Hey, it looks like you got a regular Playboy After Dark shindig going on there.

FDr. Forrester

Yes, it's Frank. He invited them last April. Even in the afterlife, he mocks me.

So what is this, Star Trek: Voyager or something?

FDr. Forrester

Oh no no, mother, this is my experiment. Remember when I shot a-

Art? Is that you?

Why Pearl, how good to see you!

Oh, Art, you rogue, it has been so long.

Ah, you're looking radiant, Pearl. Ten years younger since the scars were sanded off!

Oh, you charmer, you! So, you work with my spawn.

Yup. Pretty much run the place. [Servo clears his throat] Oh, these are the guys who work for me.

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