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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Jack Perkins, Pitch and others in “Turkey Day '95”

You know, Satan, I am pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name? [he and Pitch laugh] But what's puzzling me...

The nature of my game! Heh heh heh!

Look you two, I don't care if Frank did invite you for Thanksgiving, I gotta control the world before my mother gets here or we are all in so much trouble! [the doorbell rings] Oh great, now who's this? Another freak for the pile?! [answers the door] And you would be...

KWKitten with the Whip

[enters holding a litterbox] Uh, Kitten with the Whip. I brought this... [coughs up a hairball] For you. And where should I put this?

Oh, just put that in the bathroom, and don't spray anything! My mom's coming over.

KWKitten with the Whip

Hey, it's not like I'm in heat! [Mr. B Natural walks by] Although I uh... could be persuaded.

She's a guy.

KWKitten with the Whip

Aw...

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