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Jack Perkins and Mr. B Natural in “Turkey Day '95”

[as a heavily intoxicated Jack Perkins and Mr. B Natural talk]

JPJack Perkins

I like you. You're funny.

BNMr. B Natural

Yep, Well um, I'm gonna go and do that thing I was-

JPJack Perkins

Mr. B Natural, God I can't believe you're a guy.

BNMr. B Natural

[nervously] Yep! Every bit of me, all man!

JPJack Perkins

Well then, so be it! I guess I'm just gonna have to trust my instincts on this one. Sir, allow me to kiss you. [kisses Mr. B Natural, much to the other's horror]

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