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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel, Servo and others in “Tormented”

[Joel and the Bots are left worn out by the film's bleak tone]

Joel

It's only a crappy movie by Bert I. Gordon he made to massage the marketplace!

Servo

Simply nurturing one's basest instincts and trying way too hard to be film noir!

CCrow

[crying] Geez, Joel; I'm riding such a major bummer that I just spent a couple hours at Liqour Aisle talking to... Neil Young!

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