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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel and Servo in “Tormented”

[Tom Stewart goes to check for Vi's body, only to find clumps of seaweed where she fell]

Oh, she turned into a Caesar salad.

Somebody kelp me! Ha-ha!

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