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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Vi, Crow and others in “Tormented”

[Tom Stewart looks angrily at ex-girlfriend Vi, who threatens to show his love letters to his new fiancée Meg.]

VVi

Darling, you look as though you were ready to kill me!

CCrow

Bingo!

. . .

[At the top of the abandoned lighthouse, Vi falls through a broken railing and hangs by one hand above the cliff.]

VVi

Help me! Please, Tom, help me!

SAServo [as Tom Stewart]

What? Huh? BRRING! BRRING! Oh, honey, telephone's ringing! I gotta go! Bye.

VVi

Save me, Tom, please!

Joel

Well, that's what she gets for railing against him.

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