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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Joel [as the Spider] in “Earth vs. the Spider (movie)”

[as Mike and Carol first encounter, and flee from the titular giant spider]

JAJoel [as the Spider]

Hey, come back! I'm actually beneficial! I eat harmful household pests! Jim Morrison drank my venom!

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