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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Professor and Joel [as Professor] in “Earth vs. the Spider (movie)”

PProfessor

It's what we ordinarily call a bird spider...

JAJoel [as Professor]

Yeah, this one's called a big flippin bird spider.

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