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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Judge, Joe and others in “X Marks the Spot (short)”

JJudge

[addressing Joe's past transgressions as a driver] Incidentally, was there any traffic law he didn't violate?

Oh; I never hit-and-run.

[as Judge] Well, that changes everything!

JJudge

If you did, then you'd be booked in- [Angel clears his throat]

In phlegm?

JJudge

-in a lower court.

Oh.

JJudge

You never hit and run? Why that's so despicable of an act, I wouldn't even accuse you of it.

[as Judge, muttering] Never hit and run; why I oughta-

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