JJudge
[addressing Joe's past transgressions as a driver] Incidentally, was there any traffic law he didn't violate?
JJoe
Oh; I never hit-and-run.
[as Judge] Well, that changes everything!
JJudge
If you did, then you'd be booked in- [Angel clears his throat]
In phlegm?
JJudge
-in a lower court.
Oh.
JJudge
You never hit and run? Why that's so despicable of an act, I wouldn't even accuse you of it.
CCrow
[as Judge, muttering] Never hit and run; why I oughta-
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