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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Joe, Judge and others in “X Marks the Spot (short)”

Good morning, sir.

JJudge

There are no good mornings here.

SAServo [as Judge]

I'll decide if it's a good morning, or not.

JJudge

What was your name?

What was my name? You mean, sir, I'm... finished? All washed up?

SAServo [as Joe]

86'd? Hasta luego, buckwheat?

JJudge

Well that depends on the evidence. Uh, your name?

JAJoel [as Joe]

Deep six out of here?

Joseph Doakes, sir.

JJudge

Joseph Doakes... [begins shifting through papers] ...Doakes.

SAServo [as Judge]

Funny name.

JAJoel [as Judge]

Huh... Joseph Doakes... let's see, there's Dickweed, Dog, Dumbsh- Ah, here it is...

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