JJoe
Good morning, sir.
JJudge
There are no good mornings here.
SAServo [as Judge]
I'll decide if it's a good morning, or not.
JJudge
What was your name?
JJoe
What was my name? You mean, sir, I'm... finished? All washed up?
SAServo [as Joe]
86'd? Hasta luego, buckwheat?
JJudge
Well that depends on the evidence. Uh, your name?
JAJoel [as Joe]
Deep six out of here?
JJoe
Joseph Doakes, sir.
JJudge
Joseph Doakes... [begins shifting through papers] ...Doakes.
SAServo [as Judge]
Funny name.
JAJoel [as Judge]
Huh... Joseph Doakes... let's see, there's Dickweed, Dog, Dumbsh- Ah, here it is...
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