[Joel flails around a lemur puppet on a table while Crow and Servo sing]
It's Joey the Lemur, a friend to mankind; a furry sort of monkey friend, he really does shine.
Joey the Lemur, he's really to hug a lot and talk to, so fun, fun, fun!
Joey the Lemur, he'll run everywhere; Joey the Lemur, what heck kind of animal is it anyway? Joey the Lemur, the kind of animal that would go to the bathroom anywhere- there's more.
That's okay. This is the lemur- native to Philippines and Madagascar, uh, and fictional planets like Nova. Uh, he's a clean, gregarious and good pet. [as Joey] You said it, pal! Boy, oh boy, pal of mine! You're the one for me!
Uh-oh, Joel's swinging into his puppet routine.
[as Joey, hitting Servo] Hey, can it, fire-plug! I've heard enough out of you! Let me tell you all a story.
[singing] Joey the Lemur, he'll say what he thinks!
[as Joey] Boy, will I ever! I'll carry on like a Gilbert Gottfried from the animal world, I don't mind tellin' you! I'm the Clown Prince of the Animal Kingdom who's often mistaken for our friend the chimpanzee. But make no mistake, I'm not saying anything wrong about our chimpanzee brethren, just hoping- here's hoping- they send a little more work our way.
L is for "Lemur"...
[as Joey] L is for Lemur- 'nuff said!
E is for "eat".
[as Joey] E is for eat. I eat four times my weight in nuts and berries; which has its consequences, but go figure!
M is for "monkey"!
[as Joey] M is for monkey... I'm often mistaken for a monkey; it goes with the territory, alright? On with the show!
U is for "unusual"...
...and "unpredictable"!
[as Joey] Unpredictable is right! I once took a whiz on Johnny Carson's sports coat! I don't travel well; let's go!
[uneasy] Uh, R is for "radical"...
...and "rambunctious"! [immediately ends up involuntarily mounted by Joey]
[as Joey] Randy as a jackrabbit; that's me, alright! Whoo-hoo!
Yes, it's the splendiferous lemur!
Friend to all mankind!
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