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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Commissioner Magee, Crow [as Magee] and others in “King Dinosaur”

[Seated, non-actor New Jersey commissioner Arthur Magee gives a prologue to the 1944 traffic-safety short.]

CMCommissioner Magee

The loss of life, or any disabling injury to a war worker, means a definite setback to our war plan.

CACrow [as Magee]

If you kill yourself here, you can't kill them over there.

CMCommissioner Magee

We kill…

Servo

Sounds like Commissioner Fudd.

CMCommissioner Magee

… and maim our fellow countrymen, without malice, without hatred, without thinking.

Joel

Without ENERGY! Would you wake up?! Come on!

. . .

SAServo [as Magee/Elmer Fudd]

You can't see it fwom here, but my towso is fused to a bwock of gwanite.

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