[The scene fades to an intersection]
Now here's an intersection near where Joe lived.
Called "Blood Alley"
No stop signs, the kind of place where nobody bothered to stop or slow down...
It made you feel happy.
[Scene pans to a car approaching]
Here comes someone from one direction and...
[Pan to another car coming the opposite way]
...uh-oh... here comes Joe from the other.
Let's watch the fun! Hee-hee! The joke will be on Joe!
[Cut to a pedestrian watching the corner. As the cars approach each other, he plugs his ears, and closes his eyes tightly just before impact.]
Well, I guess he can't be a witness...
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