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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Dr. Forrester, Crow and others in “King Dinosaur”

[after a fall down the Deep 13 elevator shaft leaves him flattened like a pancake] I'm the Invention Exchange this week, then. Are you happy now? Everyone come take a big long gawk at the Pocket Scientist!

[while the SOL crew laugh] Nice improvisation on a standard theme! Joel, (your turn).

This invention is really something more of an organic nature. I sorta created it accidentally; when you've been marooned in space as long as I have, some of your personal effects can tend to get a bit randy. That's why I made this- the incredibly stinky sweat-socks. [pulls out two socks supported on wooden sticks, and both Crow and Servo faint from the stench] Works every time!

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