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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Crow, Servo and others in “The Black Scorpion”

[Hank and Artur investigate around an abandoned house and find the corpse of a police officer hanging in the tree branches]

CCrow

[as Bob Barker] What's behind this tree? It's a dead cop!

Servo

[as Game Show Announcer] Yes, Bob; it's a 1953 Seniora Policia, complete with .38 snub-nosed revolver, dilated pupils, and rigor-mortis. You too will sleep soundly in your very own Seniora Policia!

Joel

[adding a "prize disclaimer"] From Spiegel Catalog, Chicago, IL, 60609.

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