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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Hank, Artur and others in “The Black Scorpion”

[Scientists Hank Scott and Artur Ramos pause in their driving after hearing some odd roaring noises.]

HHank

Looks like a farmhouse up ahead. Maybe we can get some water up there.

AArtur

Also, I'd like to save those two bottles of beer.

JCJoel, Crow, Servo

[singing] Two bottles of beer in the jeep / Two bottles of beer / Take one down, pass it around / One bottle… beer in the jeep.

[Artur clears a fallen wire from the jeep's path with a pole.]

SAServo [as Artur]

I'll just move this high-voltage power line with, uh, this piece of metal. Let me dip it in water first.

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