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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Hank, Joel and others in “The Black Scorpion”

[Searching for a path toward the volcano, Hank spies a woman on a bucking horse through his binoculars.]

HHank

… I found something a lot more interesting!

Joel

Hey, it's Dale Evans, and I thought she was stuffed!

CCrow

Only mounted. [N]

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