SAServo [as Narrator]
Jaworski, Ron Jaworski. Played quarterback for the Eagles.
S6The Beast of Yucca Flats
[A man is chased by a light plane.]
Ahh, bit of a ripoff?
Coleman steals from only the best!
A man murdered, a woman's purse.
A thin plot, endlessly restated.
CACrow [as Narrator]
Father Mackenzie, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
SAServo [as Narrator]
Now would be a good time for some phrases... A woman's purse. Flag on the moon. A man murdered. ...I'll check back in a moment.
[Over a shot of a car driving through the desert]
CACrow [as Narrator]
The beast put a hundred down and bought an old Studebaker.
SAServo [as the Beast]
Why, why can't I get a baked potato before five in this town?
The beast, finding his victims gone, unleashes his fury.
MAMike [as the Beast]
Ah, fudge!
Joseph Javorsky.
MAMike [as Narrator]
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Noted scientist.
CACrow [as Narrator]
Family man, and your candidate for city council!
[Several more seconds go by; it is apparent that the narrator has no follow-up.]
So? What about him?!
Huh?... [sees the new wallpaper] OH, MY GOD! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! [Leaves]
CCrow
Sometimes, a new look takes a little getting used to.
S6Angels Revenge
[During a campy scene, the "Angels" discuss an attack on an illicit drug facility.]
We voted before, we'll vote now. Thumbs up, we attack. Down, we get outta here.
[Terry sticks her thumb up.]
MAMike [as Terry]
Hey, look! It evolved last night! It's opposable now!
[Everyone sticks their thumbs out, up.]
SAServo [as Maria]
Hah-hah! It's anonymous!
[The Angels' fight sequences are accompanied by cartoonish boinks and bops.]
Okay, sound by Hanna-Barbera, fine.
CCrow
That's it. I'm just givin' in and lookin' at the breasts!
[In one host segment, Crow convinces the others to dress in Blaxploitation-esque outfits.]
CCrow
I'm telling you, Mike! "Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk" is going to be boffo box office!
[As the camera zooms in on one of the Angels' behinds.]
CCrow
Hey, you're giving away the plot!
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