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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Bomar, Joel [as Santa] and others in “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

[Santa makes some toys, unaware that Volmar tampered with the machine.]

BBomar

The doll has a teddy bear's head, and the teddy bear has a doll's head.

JAJoel [as Santa]

Don't worry, we'll give them to dyslexic kids.

. . .

GGirmar

Look, Santa! A baseball/tennis raquet!

JAJoel [as Santa]

We'll have to sell this stuff to Wham-O!

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