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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Mike in “Santa Claus”

[Santa's observatory is filled with magical equipment enabling him to spy on all the children of Earth.]

[cheerfully] Santa's tendrils reach far and wide. There is no hiding from the K.L.A.U.S. Organization.

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Magic Voice“We'll be right back... I think. Noel!” Gypsy“Open mine, Mike! Open mine!” Servo [as Santa]“Ho, ho, ho, ho, staying alive, staying alive...” “.”

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