[In the final showdown, Geronimo cuts his own catchphrase off halfway through to shoot Palermo dead.]
Our hero: a big, stinky cheater!
“Final Justice” · Season 10
In this episode: Mike Nelson (10), Tom Servo (7), Crow T. Robot (5), Geronimo (3), Danny (1)
[Over the end credits theme, "You Better Run" by Bill Scott]
BSBill Scott
You better ru-u-un
Or he'll steal your lunch!
BSBill Scott
You better hi-i-ide
CCrow
...your lu-u-unch!
BSBill Scott
You better ru-u-un
Cause he's got the runs!
BSBill Scott
Cause he won't stop till he gets his man
CCrow
Or your lu-u-unch!
Oh yeah!
Woo!
CCrow
Lay it!
. . .
BSBill Scott
They say his kind isn't bound for heaven/The ranger...
CCrow
Takes a roast and wraps it in bacon
BSBill Scott
That may be true
But there's potatoes on the si-i-ide! Woo!
CCrow
Yeah! Pass the gravy now!
You know, maybe we should lay off the food jokes, guys.
CCrow
Yeah, I guess it's not really fair to Joe Don Baker.
I mean, some people just metabolize a little slower –
MEATBALLS FRIED IN LA-A-ARD!
CCrow
All right, Servo! Sorry, Mike, all bets are off.
Oh, come on now.
CSCrow and Servo
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, munch, munch, munch, munch, chew, chew, chew, chew, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, burp, burp, burp, burp, STUFF LOTS OF FOOD IN YOUR MEAN BABY FA-A-ACE!
Oh, now you guys prepared that.
CCrow
Come on, it's an obvious line, Mike.
Pork chops, cream puffs, candy bars!
CCrow
Pizzas, Cheetos, Mallomars!
He won't stop till he eats it a-a-all!
MLMike [leaves]
Yeah, OK, that's it. I'm going, you guys. Do your food jokes.
CCrow
Yeah! Give me seconds, baby!
Hey, baby, you gonna finish that?
CCrow
Anyone gonna eat that last piece of cake? 'Cause I will!
Aw, somebody give me a napkin!
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