[Over the end credits theme, "You Better Run" by Bill Scott]
You better ru-u-un
Or he'll steal your lunch!
You better hi-i-ide
...your lu-u-unch!
You better ru-u-un
Cause he's got the runs!
Cause he won't stop till he gets his man
Or your lu-u-unch!
Oh yeah!
Woo!
Lay it!
. . .
They say his kind isn't bound for heaven/The ranger...
Takes a roast and wraps it in bacon
That may be true
But there's potatoes on the si-i-ide! Woo!
Yeah! Pass the gravy now!
You know, maybe we should lay off the food jokes, guys.
Yeah, I guess it's not really fair to Joe Don Baker.
I mean, some people just metabolize a little slower –
MEATBALLS FRIED IN LA-A-ARD!
All right, Servo! Sorry, Mike, all bets are off.
Oh, come on now.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, munch, munch, munch, munch, chew, chew, chew, chew, gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge, burp, burp, burp, burp, STUFF LOTS OF FOOD IN YOUR MEAN BABY FA-A-ACE!
Oh, now you guys prepared that.
Come on, it's an obvious line, Mike.
Pork chops, cream puffs, candy bars!
Pizzas, Cheetos, Mallomars!
He won't stop till he eats it a-a-all!
Yeah, OK, that's it. I'm going, you guys. Do your food jokes.
Yeah! Give me seconds, baby!
Hey, baby, you gonna finish that?
Anyone gonna eat that last piece of cake? 'Cause I will!
Aw, somebody give me a napkin!
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