[The screen shows the name of star Tom Bartlet]
The king of the Wisconsin Dells finally gets a movie.
“Hobgoblins” · Season 9
In this episode: Tom Servo (11), Crow T. Robot (9), Mike Nelson (5)
[Mike and the bots have made cardboard cutouts of themselves and equipped them with a tape recorder to fool Pearl.]
MCMike Cutout
This sure is a bad movie, won't you?
SCServo Cutout
It sure is, you know!
CCCrow Cutout
Say, fellas. Here's a little song about that movie, "Hobgoblins."
MCMike Cutout
Are you kidding me?
SCServo Cutout
Then let's go!
ASAll [singing]
Hobgoblins, hobgoblins, what do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there, those darn hobgoblins are everywhere! Yay! Woo!
. . .
MCMike Cutout
Watch out, here comes one now!
CCCrow Cutout
Look out, you little doodad!
SCServo Cutout
Something's sure going to happen!
[The Mike cutout falls over and the tape recorder starts to wind down.]
MCMike Cutout
Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson about hobgoblins today... [Speech fades out.]
CCrow
Can we make it a rule that, in the future, films have to be made by filmmakers?
[As the Hobgoblins form up together]
Meet the Hobgoblins: Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and the Claw.
MMcCreedy
Did I ever tell you what I did during the war?
KKevin
No, what?
CACrow [as McCreedy]
Shot off my toe and got out!
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