[Mike and the bots have made cardboard cutouts of themselves and equipped them with a tape recorder to fool Pearl.]
This sure is a bad movie, won't you?
It sure is, you know!
Say, fellas. Here's a little song about that movie, "Hobgoblins."
Are you kidding me?
Then let's go!
Hobgoblins, hobgoblins, what do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there, those darn hobgoblins are everywhere! Yay! Woo!
. . .
Watch out, here comes one now!
Look out, you little doodad!
Something's sure going to happen!
[The Mike cutout falls over and the tape recorder starts to wind down.]
Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson about hobgoblins today... [Speech fades out.]
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