[An invisible Wilbur is playing the piano as the couple dances.]
CCrow
Welcome to Shakey's!
[The camera zooms in on his glasses on the piano.]
[gasps] Elton John was here!
“Night of the Bloodbeast”
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (19), Mike Nelson (17), Tom Servo (15), Mary (3), Jeff (2), Steve (1)
CCrow
This would make a great companion movie with Eraserhead.
[As the short ends]
MAMike [as announcer]
The following scene contains graphic sexual content.
Wait a minute... what the hell was that about, anyway?
Night of the Blood Beast (movie)
[Three of the space program's staff head toward the crash site in a flatbed truck.]
This is back when NASA was family-owned and operated.
CACrow [as JFK]
Before this decade is out, we will put a man in a pickup truck, and bring him safely to Mendocino County.
It's great how they can run the space program, and then sell corn from their flatbed truck.
[The scientists are examining Johnny's corpse.]
WDr. Wyman
No skin discoloration. Temperature feels normal.
MAMike [as Wyman]
Well, let's give him more time to die.
WDr. Wyman
I've never seen an internally damaged body with no sign of rigor mortis after so long.
MAMike [as Wyman]
And I love it!
[Dave is fiddling with the radio as Donna watches.]
DDave
Will you go out and ask Steve to come in here a minute?
TSTom Servo [as Donna]
Okay. STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
MAMike [as Dave]
I could have done that...
[Dave hears something.]
DDave
Steve?
Not everyone is Steve!
[Steve, Julie, and Dr. Wyman are examining Johnny's body. Donna enters.]
CACrow [as Donna]
Um, have you guys seen my brush?
DDonna
Steve.
MAMike [as Julie]
Yes?
TSTom Servo [as Dr. Wyman]
Yes?
CACrow [as Steve]
Yes?
[After Dave is attacked, the rest of the scientists rush to the scene.]
And the Steves are there!
CCrow
Steve One, you go that way. Steve Two, come with me!
[The older scientist peers under a microscope and is stunned by what he sees.]
Oh god... I'm pregnant!
[After Dr. Wyman views the strange egg-like alien cells in the body's blood.]
MAMike [as Dr. Wyman]
What I'm about to say may sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse.
[After it's revealed that alien embryos have been implanted inside Major Corcoran's body]
CCrow
This is still a better movie than Junior.
[The photographer Donna is staring at a photo she took of the satellite crash.]
DDonna
Here's something to complicate things even more.
CCrow
I took these upside down!
[Steve enters in from the lab.]
They're gone.
CACrow [as Steve]
My brownies are gone!
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