[A rumble breaks out. Big band music plays throughout.]
Yes, it's teenage angst with Les Brown and his Band of Renown!
. . .
[A girl tries to break up a fight by putting a bucket on one boy's head]
MAMike [as boy]
You make sun go away. You are powerful.
. . .
[Silver hits Chip with a pie.]
Fight choreography by Jimmy Ben Lasen.
. . .
[Two girls fight on the dock with oars.]
. . .
This is why there's no alcohol at Euro Disney.
. . .
[A police car can be seen.]
MAMike [as policeman]
Nobody called us about the party. Over.
Maybe it's time you level with me.
CACrow [as Mary Lee]
You know how we're both hot?
MLMary Lee
Well, you remember the night you stood Chip up?
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
He died.
MLMary Lee
Well, he was real sore when he didn't find you...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And then he died.
MLMary Lee
... and he asked me to go in his place.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And then I killed him and he died.
MLMary Lee
He always kept saying I was too young to go anyplace, so I went.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And I killed him and he got all dead!
MLMary Lee
It was fun at first when he only kissed me...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
He wasn't dead then.
MLMary Lee
But then he...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
...died.
MLMary Lee
... he started...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
... being killed by me...
MLMary Lee
... getting too fresh and I ran away. Chip caught me and tried to throw me down on the ground...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
Right before he got dead.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
He died.
MLMary Lee
Rocks slipped out from under his feet...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And then he became killed.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And he died.
So that's how they found my lipstick in his car! But where'd his friend come in?
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
He's not dead!
MLMary Lee
He saw it happen.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
He died.
MLMary Lee
He thought it was you at first...
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And then he died.
MLMary Lee
...until he saw me again.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
And I killed him.
And all the time, you've been letting me sit here in jailsville!
MLMary Lee
[sobbing] I'm sorry, Silver, I tried to tell you the first time I came here!
CACrow [as Mary Lee]
[exaggerated sobbing] I TRIED TO TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME I CAME HERE!!!
MAMike [as Silver]
I just can't believe you went out with Chip!
[Silver begins laughing]
MLMary Lee
What are you laughing at?
SAServo [as Silver]
Oh, something in Dilbert. Never mind.
It's not over the dam, it's over the cliff! Funny, huh?
MAMike [as Silver]
Ah, well forget it.
MLMary Lee
I'm scared... Fred's trying to send me to Tijuana.
CACrow [as Mary Lee]
And trade me for a chicken.
SAServo [as Mary Lee]
Maybe I can push Herb Alpert over a cliff...