You know, Christmas depresses millions, but I must admit, I sky during the holidays, and when I see some slump-shouldered gloomy-gus walking forlornly through the festooned mall area of my home town, I wanna shake him and shout, "Suck it up! What have you got to be sorry for?!" ... but I resist.
“Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” · Season 3
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (9), Tom Servo (7), Joel Robinson (6), Jack Perkins (2), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1)
Did you know the delightful "Hooray for Santa Claus" theme song was released as a single? And that Santa Claus Conquers was also released as a Dell comic book? Well, as those charming stand-up comedians say, "Give me more of that!"
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