“Two roads diverged into a yellow wood /...” – Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[The bikers are cycling along a road through a forest, guzzling beer.]

Two roads diverged into a yellow wood / And, sorry I could not take my hog down both / And be one traveller, long I stood.

JAJoel [as Adman]

You beat the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl, but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!

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