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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Jeeter, Crow and others in “Wild Rebels”

[Jeeter (the biker leader) watches as fellow biker Banjo jealously observes someone flirting with Linda]

JJeeter

Can you boys believe it; Banjo's in love.

CCrow

[as Jeeter] Okay, would you believe- mildly infatuated? H-how about a school-girl crush?

[later the gang approaches the bar-goer who flirted with Linda]

BBanjo

Our girl is like a virgin goddess; no creeps- no creeps are allowed to touch her.

CCrow

[as Banjo] Only union members and their families!

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