[Dr. Vornoff and his octopus monster get struck with lightning and go up in a nuclear blast. Janet and Dick watch in horror and dismay.]
Well, calamari, anybody?
That was one unstable octopus.
Uh, I've had enough of this, Bob. I have a bird to get home to, excuse me.
Wait, how did he do that?
[solemnly] He tampered in God's domain.
Oh great, the nutty birdman from Apartment 4B is gonna give us a religious insight.
[the credits get shown]
Loser.
Mhm.
Loser.
Yeah.
Loser. [Joel and Crow laugh] Harvey B. Loser. George Bec-loser. Paul Loser Marco. Don "The Big Loser" Nagel. Bud Big Ol' Loser Osborne. John Wanky Loser Warren. Ann- for crying out loud... [they get up to leave]
But the drunk was good. Ben Frommer?
The drunk was real good.
Oh, yeah!
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