Boy, I'm full; I ate too much! I'm starting to think the world would be a better place without waffles.
[appears dressed in a waffle costume] No waffles?
Ah, who are you?
Why I'm Willie the Waffle; the wonderful, whimsical wisecracking waffle! Can I ask you one thing?
Sure.
[suddenly shouting] Who the hell are you to decide who lives and who dies?! Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of 'em named Chad?
[as "Chad"] Hi, welcome to Jojo's Waffle Berries. Our special today is waffles in game sauce. We also have-
[as Willie] Sorry, Chad; we're gonna have to lay you off. No waffles! [makes whistling noise] Little League baseball would also be impossible without waffles!
[as young boy] Mom, Little League practice is in an hour! Can I have some waffles?
[as Willie/Mom] Sorry, son; no waffles! [makes whistling noise]
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