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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Servo, Crow and others in “The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent”

Boy, I'm full; I ate too much! I'm starting to think the world would be a better place without waffles.

[appears dressed in a waffle costume] No waffles?

Ah, who are you?

Why I'm Willie the Waffle; the wonderful, whimsical wisecracking waffle! Can I ask you one thing?

Sure.

[suddenly shouting] Who the hell are you to decide who lives and who dies?! Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of 'em named Chad?

[as "Chad"] Hi, welcome to Jojo's Waffle Berries. Our special today is waffles in game sauce. We also have-

[as Willie] Sorry, Chad; we're gonna have to lay you off. No waffles! [makes whistling noise] Little League baseball would also be impossible without waffles!

[as young boy] Mom, Little League practice is in an hour! Can I have some waffles?

[as Willie/Mom] Sorry, son; no waffles! [makes whistling noise]

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