[being dragged back to his seat by Joel] This is Buddhist! You invented us to suffer!
“Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 5 (short)” · Season 1
In this episode: Joel Robinson (2), Tom Servo (1)
[of Servo and Crow griping] I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design!
[Graber, who is trying to escape, shoots at Commander Cody]
Right, right. Shoot him. That's your solution to everything. Something gets in your way, you pull out your little gun and you gotta shoot them. Well mister listen, someday there's going to be a flying Rocketeer behind you who's going to shoot back.
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