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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Alice, Roy and others in “Robot Monster (movie)”

[Alice and the Professor's assistant Roy are snarkily bickering with each other]

AAlice

If only I could have a decent assistant who can follow orders instead of trying to be the boss.

RRoy

I'm bossy? You ought to be milked before you come home every night!

Servo

Dibs!

CCrow

I'll get a stool and a pail.

Servo

That's udderly ridiculous.

CCrow

Oh, cow could you say that?

Servo

Are you gonna milk this for all it's worth?

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