CCrow
[while a shot of Cody's ship returning to Earth plays] Why does the Earth have a shadow?
Why are there clouds in space?
CCrow
Why are we watching this?
Daddy, what's Vietnam?
“Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 3 (short)” · Season 1
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (1), Joel Robinson (1)
RRetik
[demanding for his henchmen waiting on Earth to be prepared for the arrival of Cody and his team of scientists] Will you have a ray gun completed by the time he lands?!
KKrog
I'm afraid that's impossible, your Excellency.
CCrow
[as Krog] All the hardware stores are closed!
[as the Moon Men henchmen and police officers engage in a shootout] Why is it darker on the Earth than on the Moon?
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