TV show quotes
[Two ponies have put up a banner reading "Welcome Princess Celest"]
(Huh?) What happened to the rest of her name?
We couldn't fit it all in.
You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"! Take it down and try again!
Ugh! A parasprite?! Are you kidding?!
"Ugh"?
A para-what?
How could you not like-?
Ugh! Now I gotta go find a trombone...
...A what?!
A trombone, you know! [mimes playing a trombone and leaves]
Ahh, typical Pinkie....
Pinkie!
Twilight, we don’t have much time!
You’re telling me! The Princess could arrive at any moment!
Exactly, That’s why I need you gals to drop what you’re doing, and help me find some maracas!
Maracas? Pinkie, we’ve got much bigger problems than missing maracas!
[gasps] You’re right! Getting a tuba has to be our number-one goal! Follow me.
[She zips away, but Twilight does not follow her; she instantly zips back]
I said, follow me!
Pinkie, you are so random.
[scoffs] And you are all so stubborn!! [gallops off in anger]
Pinkie, what have you done?!
I've lost a brand-new pair of cymbals, that’s what I’ve done!
Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second?! You’re ruining our efforts to save Ponyville!
Me?!! Ruin?!! I'm not the ruiner! I'm the ruin-ee!...Or is it "ruin-ess"?..."Ruin-ette"?
Come on, girls, there’s no reasonin’ with that one. She’s a few apples short of a bushel. [They leave Pinkie behind]
[crying out] Hey! I’m trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof...if you’d just slow down and LISTEN TO ME!!!
Look! Tambourines! If you could all just--
[She realizes no one is listening to her; she shakes as her tambourines produce sound in her saddlebags]
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [She runs off angrily]
[Twilight notices Pinkie has set up her found instruments as a one-pony band]
Pinkie? We’re in the middle of a crisis here! This is no time for your -- [sees the parasprites enjoying the music] Nonsense...?
Hey! What happened to the princess?
Emergency in Fillydelphia...
Some sort of... infestation.
Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well... have tuba, will travel!
I think the princess can handle it...
Scarf? Check. Saddle? Check. Boots? Check. Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep? Check. It's a good thing I'm so organized. I'm ready! Bright and early! [Sees that it's still dark outside] Oh, maybe a little too early.
Well, you're good at a lot of things... Just not nest making, ice skating, animal waking, snow clearing...
[sarcastically] Oh, thanks a lot for making me feel sooo much better.
That's what I'm here for, sister.
Nuts Twilight, you used magic.
The nerve. Can you believe her?
That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MAH farm.
Well, see, I just wanted to... oh.
I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better. It probably means that being last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family. Runs in the family... Runs in the family! Runs in the family!! You got apples for your cutie mark; Granny Smith has an apple pie, Big McIntosh has an apple half, my unique talent has something to do with apples! Apples! Apples! Apples!
So, what does my cutie mark look like? A shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple? Hmm, maybe I gotta increase my sales figures first... [sees a plum-colored pony trying to dig into a basket of apples] You touch it, you buy it! [under her breath] We take cash or credit.
I'm sorry, ma'am [the pony runs off] Ma'am?! Ohhh... Now, Apple Bloom, you can't just...!
[dumps apples into Sweetie Drops' bag] That'll be 4 bits!
[agitated] I didn't put those in my bag!
Likely story. 4 bits, lady!
I said, you got a problem with "blank flanks"?
The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.
No, it means she's full of potential.
It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [imitating Diamond Tiara] like, endless.
She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...
...and she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.
But... have you ever run a race?
Well, no. But I do know a lot about running.
And you know this from...
Books. I read several on the subject.
What did you read... the Egghead's Guide to Running? Did you stretch up your... eye muscles to warm up? [laughs] Get it? "Eye muscles"?!
You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the better athletic.
Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"!
Yes it... does? Wha?
And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.
So, no fudge?
No thanks, I had a big breakfast.
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