My, my, my, what boasting.
Come on, no pony is magical as Twi... Twi... Twi... oh humhum... Oh hey, Rarity! I uh... Mustache! [dashes off]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, well, well, it seems we have some neigh-sayers in the audience! Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of The Great and Powerful Trixie?! Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?
Rainbow Dash and Applejack may act like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.
Ooh, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that "rat's nest" you call a mane?
[angry] Oh, it is on!
Hey! What are you waiting for? An invitation?
Ooh, I think I have one in my bag!
You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.
Yes, because they're not dragons...
Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.
Yes, because he wasn't a dragon.
Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.
Yes, because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon.
All right, that's it! We've tried persuasion [pans to Twilight], charm [pans to Rarity], [pans to Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a birthday gift with balloons and streamers] whatever it is Pinkie Pie does...
[blows a noisemaker]
It's time to stop wasting time! I'm going in! [flies into the Dragon's cave]
Rainbow, no!
[flies up to the Dragon] GET OUT! [kicks the Dragon in the snout, causing him to sneeze]
Listen here, Mister! [Walks up the Dragon's snout towards his eye; angrily] Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth and sharp scales and snore smoke and breathe fire, but, if you may ask… no, and I repeat, no, you do not, and I repeat, NOT! YOU DO NOT! HURT! MY! FRIENDS!!! You got that?
DDragon
[Whimpers]
Well?
DDragon
But that rainbow one kicked me.
[Rainbow Dash grins with her eyes close and nods]
And I'm very sorry about that.
[looks confused]
But you're bigger than she is and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.
DDragon
But I-
Don't you "But I" me, Mister! Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said what do you have to say for yourself?
DDragon
[breaks down crying]
[caring] There, there! No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon. You just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.
[ponies congratulate her]
Fluttershy to the rescue!
You did it! I knew you could do it!
[the Dragon flies off]
[angry] OK. I dare Applejack to play "dress-up" in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit!
[gasps, walks off, and returns in a frou-frou glittery lacey outfit] Happy?
[snickers] Very...
I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh! I'm sure ya'll are familiar with that one?
Never heard of it. But I have a much better one... It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh!
That's not a real story. You made it up!
It is a ghost story. They're all made up...
Get up so I can fix it again!
Can’t hear you. I’m asleep. (Snores; Rarity yanks off the blanket) I ain’t budgin’.
(through teeth) You will if you want any blanket!
(They wrestle)
Give it back!
I will not!
Yes, you will!
Won’t!
Will!
Won’t!
Will!
Won’t!
Will!
(furiously sits up in bed) ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
(They immediately stop)
It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun! And thanks to you two, I can't check that off!
I've been tryin' my darndest to get along.
No, it is I who've been trying my best!
No, it was me!
No, it was I!
Me!
I!
I hope you're happy! BOTH of you! You've ruined my very first slumber party! The makeovers, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight... I mean, is there ANYTHING else that could possibly go wrong?!
[Lightning strikes outside]
[nervously] Sorry I asked...
[laughing] This is hilarious! Look at all of you. We got Hair-ity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... I got nothin'. "Twilight Sparkle"... I mean, seriously. I can't even work with that.
[Sarcastic laugh] This is no joke, Spike!
Twilight Flopple!
Stop right there! [emerges from Apple Bloom's mane] Turn around right now, Missy!
[smug grin] No.
No!? You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister!
[places Applejack on a tree branch] Sorry, Applejack, but I'm the big sister now! [walks off]
Apple Bloom, you come back here right this instant! I'm gonna tell Big McIntosh in you! Oh, pony feathers!
[muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
She stole your song?
Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
[in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.
Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book.
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