PPPursey Pink
I need something classic but modern. Something with drama but also understated.
Um, aren't all those things opposites?
PPPursey Pink
Yes. So?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why not try a new outfit? Think of it as the costume for your role as... Shop Pony! Ha ha! You know what they say – "clothes make the pony".
Um, who says that?
You know, "them".
[snooty voice] It's an unique play on the old standard. We call it a Rarity cut with a triple-cut stitched hem and a guacamole chevka pattern fabric.
SBSilver Berry
Don't you mean "chevron"?
[snooty voice] If I had meant "chevron", then that's what I would've said.
[hipster voice] Okay, I've got, like, this high-key savage look for you? It's a totally live ensemble with a little, like, thingies that sparkle and make the whole squad go, "Whoa! That pony is 'woke'!"
[goth voice] It's not like the futility of shopping can be made better with black leather and metal studs, but they help.
[raccoons chittering]
So, Rarity is busy at an important fashion show, and Fluttershy is running her shop in Manehattan, but to do it, she's playing different shop pony characters that are all mean?
[raccoons chittering happily]
How in the world did you figure that out, Spike?
I'm not Dragon Charades champion for nothing!
[snooty voice] Ugh, honestly! These small town ponies come to the big city and think they can behave any way they please!
What?! You are a small-town pony! And your cottage isn't even in the town!
[hipster voice] The shop is, like, a no-rodent zone now.
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike: [gasps]
[raccoons gasping]
She called them "rodents"?!
That's it! Fluttershy, I'm afraid you've left me no choice! You are terminated!
[snooty voice] Well! Good luck replacing me! Humph!
[sighs] Well, thankfully I— [shrieks]
[goth voice] I always thought she was too controlling.
You— you— you are terminated, too!
[goth voice] Whatever.
Now, I— [shrieks]
[hipster voice] I know, right? I mean, uh, ugh?
Actually, you're, like, totally terminated as well!
[hipster voice] Like, okay.
I'd definitely rather be myself anyway, even if I don't exactly have what it takes to be a shop pony.
I wouldn't sell yourself short. Those sales pony characters all came from you!
Yeah! I think you totally have what it takes.
Maybe a little too much.
It's the coolest ride ever to exist in the history of Equestria!
So, when did you ride it?
Oh. [laughs] I haven't.
[reading] "Make sure they get their naps". "Eat only soft foods". "Careful when dancing"? "Don't get too excited"? Seriously?!
And don't let 'em out of your sight. Ever.
Wait. Then how am I supposed to go on the roller coaster?
You'll find time. And you might even learn a thing or two about havin' a good time from these old gals.
You know, this hot air balloon ride reminds me of the time I climbed a tree. Have I ever told you that story?
Only about a million times.
Huh? What did you say?
[echoing] They said they've heard the tree story!
Oh, you wanna hear the tree story? Okay.
GDGoldie Delicious
Here we go again.
Oh, my. You are a strong pony. Aren't you, sugar hocks?
?"Luggage Cart"
[gulps]
I think he was sweet on me. Maybe I should ask him to accompany me to the magic show tonight.
Ha-ha! You sure your name's not Applesaucey?
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