TV show quotes
[to Dr. Wakeman] A secret underground lair! This makes my garage workshop look like a workshop in a garage!
Where did you get that idea? A gumball machine?
I'll have you know gumball machines contain valuable information!
You are an amateur!
You are a Know-It-All!
Milbrat!
Birdnose!
How dare you?!
If you don't have her, and you don't have her, that means she's really missing!
We'll find her.
She could be anywhere between here and Cluster Prime!
Cluster Prime?! THAT'S why they won't stop calling me!
[Brad and Tuck drop out of the sky]
Brad! Tuck!
Jenny!
[Jenny and Brad hug while Tuck is in the middle]
I didn't get a hug.
[they let go of each other but their arms are on each other's shoulders]
I'm so glad to see you.
You crossed the galaxy just for me?
Actually, we...
[Brad puts his hand over Tuck's mouth]
Yes, yes, we did.
[about Jenny's transformations] Now she has fashion growing out of her floppy drive? How're we supposed to compete with that?
Dont fret, Tiff. We've been the fashion divas of this school for too long.
[to Jenny] But removing your weapons system? Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Yeah, Jen. Sounds pretty risky.
[very certain] I don't care!!! It's better to be fashionable than functional. I want a slim-down look that will make Brit and Tiff look like stuffed sausages. Take it out! Take it all out!
[facing Brad] I don't know how you did it but you came to my rescue and the bravery was 100% Brad,YOU'RE MY HERO! [She and Brad hugged]
Funny. I don't remember turning you on. In fact, I thought I left your batteries right…over…there.
Crikey! There are thousands of dolls all over Tremorton!
Brad, get away from her! She's up to something sinister!
What on earth are you talking about?!
Everything she touches is destroyed. Bad stuff's been happening around her all day.
You've been following us? I think there's something wrong with you. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous because I'm spending time with her instead of you.
Don't be absurd. I'm...just trying to look out for you. [as she points to Melody] She's evil! Just like her father!
[upset, loudly] NO, I'M NOT! [shy, quietly] I mean...I am not.
Look, Jen. Melody would never hide anything from me, and she is most certainly not evil. Come on, Melody. [As he walks away with Melody see some logs rolling down and Melody is flying with Brad to take off]
She's a robot?
[to Melody] You're a robot? Jenny was right! You were hiding something from me!
Please don't upset, Brad. The whole reason I ran away from my dad is because I want to live like a normal girl.
But you lie to me. How can I ever trust you now? [Melody kissed him] Duh, so she's mechanical.
Oh no, you don't.
Jenny, have you lost your mind?!
It's for your own good, Brad. You're too close to this to see the evil master plan at work.
Brad!
You'll be safe here while I'll take care of this. [flies off]
Now look, Jenny. I know what you're thinking. Please let me...[as Jenny punches her]
No more tricks, Miss Locust. [She begin to fight]
Hey, what's going on?
You wouldn't understand, Tuck.
Looks like Jenny's fighting your girlfriend Melody apparently a robot under predisposition that as the daughter of Dr. Locust, she must be evil while in fact it's all a thinly veiled streak of jealously over companionship.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
[laughing] They're fighting over you! [stops laughing] No, really. What's going on?
[After the fight]
[to Melody] You're as evil as your father!
[rage, to Jenny] I'm not evil! I'M A NORMAL GIRL! [as she explode with furiously rage and morph into her true form, coming out of her exo-skin and revealing herself to be a large, spiny, and terrifying insect-like robot armed with many weapons] I...AM...NORMAAAAL!!!!! [She attempts try to kill Jenny, everyone is terrified, but as soon she sees Brad, staring in petrified horror, she shifts back into her exo-skin, sadly] I...I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere! [cries, she flies away]
She had me dead to rights, she didn't destroy me.
[upset, to Jenny] Of course not! She's just a confused kid, a robot just like you who wanted to fit in.
But what about all the disasters she caused?
What disasters?! [The car jumped attempts to smash Jenny and Brad, but suddenly Melody grab the car and put it back, she flies away again] Melody just saved our lives, Jen. Still think she's evil.
Well, maybe I overreacted a little.
Hey, wait a minute. Jen's got a point. If Melody wasn't tossing cars around like so much confetti. Who was?
Yeah, not to mention all those other disasters...[as Carol the Cockroach lift her] Carol the champion cockroach? [Carol throws her away]
But why? [Carol kissed him]
Looks like Brad's been quite the chick magnet lately. I think she's was the jealous one.
So let me get this straight. This little cockroach has been wreaking havoc all over the place, because she's gaga for Brad? [pause, laughing hilariously]
Look, Carol. If I learned anything today it's that, I might not be ready for a serious romance. Besides, it would never work. You've got your career to think about. You understand, right? [Carol inhale and exhales and she hugged him and she hopping off] This has been the weirdest day in my life. Come on, guys. Let's go home.
[Laughing, Brad grabbed his hand while he's walking] Oh, man. I'm never going to let you live this down. [still laughing]
[lonely] So long, Mel. [walks off]
[High up in the sky, Melody briefly flies by, staring down at Brad and emitting a glowing green heart-shaped spark of energy as a way of telling him she still loves him, before flying away as the episode ends]
I don't know. That looks like something you'd pick up at a garage sale!
Sheldon, that's a mean thing to say!
It's not an insult. You can find a lot of nice stuff at a garage sale!
You're just upset because you've never given anyone something so nice!
Jenny! [slowly walks towards Jenny and hits her on the head with his cane] You ruined my life! [falls on his back]
Who are you, and what are you talking about?
[sits up] I'm your old pal! Sheldon!
Crazy old person.
Move away slowly.
I'm Sheldon, I tell ya! I just got me a few wrinkles since you abandoned me… [falls on his back again] 75 years ago!
That's crazy talk, pops.
We just saw Sheldon yesterday.
Yeah, hangin' out with those freaky Jenny worshiping aliens.
Those awful aliens. I remember it like it was yesterday.
It was yesterday, you old--
[covers Tuck's mouth with his hand from talking] Hush, boy! I'm telling a story. When Jenny hurled those aliens into outer space… [Flashback to the previous episode's events; voice-over] I was onboard. I tried to get 'em to turn around, but there was a bit of a communication gap. Catching a ride back was impossible! I had to find work to survive. I couldn't keep up as a mechanic, couldn't master beauty salon work, and couldn't stomach the fast food industry.
What's wrong? What happened to you out there?
[voice-over] After 35 years, I finally earned enough money for a transport back home. Then, disaster struck. Space pirates!
This suit converts kinetic energy into electric power. Every move you make will help make Sheldon a little younger.
So, was everything okay with Sheldon?
Sheldon should be just fine.
[outraged] Jenny! How dare you let those pirates take me?! Who leaves a baby out in space with space pirates for 15 years?!
It was the only way to get you back to the correct age. Now, I'm glad everything's back to normal.
Normal?! I've just spent 90 years of my life in outer space! And you call that normal?! I will never forgive you!
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