A character in My Life as a Teenage Robot
Voiced by Quinton Flynn
My Life as a Teenage Robot · 67 quotes
5th most-quoted character in My Life as a Teenage Robot: in 10 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Jenny (7), Brad (6), Tuck (3)
Where should we go first?
Toys, toys, toys!
SheldonI hear the Gadget Shack is having a sale on widgets.
Toys!
I could pick up a few more black sweater vests at Fashion Fair.
Toys!
I want to try out that new lilac scented motor oil.
Toys!
What about you, Tuck? Is there any particular store you'd like to visit first?
Hmm. Well, I could use some new socks and underwear. Or we could go to... TOYS!
[while escaping in the mini-jet from a flock of flying animals] What is this place?!
SheldonIt's evolution gone mad!!
Sheldon[to Dr. Wakeman] A secret underground lair! This makes my garage workshop look like a workshop in a garage!
Where did you get that idea? A gumball machine?
SheldonI'll have you know gumball machines contain valuable information!
You are an amateur!
SheldonYou are a Know-It-All!
Milbrat!
SheldonBirdnose!
How dare you?!
SheldonIf you don't have her, and you don't have her, that means she's really missing!
We'll find her.
SheldonShe could be anywhere between here and Cluster Prime!
Cluster Prime?! THAT'S why they won't stop calling me!
[Brad and Tuck drop out of the sky]
Brad! Tuck!
Jenny!
[Jenny and Brad hug while Tuck is in the middle]
SheldonI didn't get a hug.
[they let go of each other but their arms are on each other's shoulders]
I'm so glad to see you.
You crossed the galaxy just for me?
Actually, we...
[Brad puts his hand over Tuck's mouth]
Yes, yes, we did.
Sheldon[to Jenny] But removing your weapons system? Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Yeah, Jen. Sounds pretty risky.
[very certain] I don't care!!! It's better to be fashionable than functional. I want a slim-down look that will make Brit and Tiff look like stuffed sausages. Take it out! Take it all out!
SheldonI don't know. That looks like something you'd pick up at a garage sale!
Sheldon, that's a mean thing to say!
SheldonIt's not an insult. You can find a lot of nice stuff at a garage sale!
You're just upset because you've never given anyone something so nice!
Old SheldonJenny! [slowly walks towards Jenny and hits her on the head with his cane] You ruined my life! [falls on his back]
Who are you, and what are you talking about?
Old Sheldon[sits up] I'm your old pal! Sheldon!
Crazy old person.
Move away slowly.
Old SheldonI'm Sheldon, I tell ya! I just got me a few wrinkles since you abandoned me… [falls on his back again] 75 years ago!
That's crazy talk, pops.
We just saw Sheldon yesterday.
Yeah, hangin' out with those freaky Jenny worshiping aliens.
Old SheldonThose awful aliens. I remember it like it was yesterday.
It was yesterday, you old--
Old Sheldon[covers Tuck's mouth with his hand from talking] Hush, boy! I'm telling a story. When Jenny hurled those aliens into outer space… [Flashback to the previous episode's events; voice-over] I was onboard. I tried to get 'em to turn around, but there was a bit of a communication gap. Catching a ride back was impossible! I had to find work to survive. I couldn't keep up as a mechanic, couldn't master beauty salon work, and couldn't stomach the fast food industry.
What's wrong? What happened to you out there?
Old Sheldon[voice-over] After 35 years, I finally earned enough money for a transport back home. Then, disaster struck. Space pirates!
So, was everything okay with Sheldon?
Sheldon should be just fine.
Sheldon[outraged] Jenny! How dare you let those pirates take me?! Who leaves a baby out in space with space pirates for 15 years?!
It was the only way to get you back to the correct age. Now, I'm glad everything's back to normal.
SheldonNormal?! I've just spent 90 years of my life in outer space! And you call that normal?! I will never forgive you!
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