My Life as a Teenage Robot · Season 2
Where should we go first?
Toys, toys, toys!
I hear the Gadget Shack is having a sale on widgets.
Toys!
I could pick up a few more black sweater vests at Fashion Fair.
Toys!
I want to try out that new lilac scented motor oil.
Toys!
What about you, Tuck? Is there any particular store you'd like to visit first?
Hmm. Well, I could use some new socks and underwear. Or we could go to... TOYS!
[during the closing musical number] Hey! Who're you guys singing to? And how'd you memorize those lyrics with no practice? Guys? C'mon, snap out of it! You're creeping me out! Guys? Guys!
Looks like I'll have to settle for Brad again.
Settle? What's that supposed to mean?
I just…I just meant-
Meant what? Brad's not datable? Brad's a loser? Brad couldn't get a date if he were rich, handsome and the last man on planet earth?
I just meant we could go together if I couldn't find anyone else.
Don't you mean anyone better?
No, I-
You must be pretty desperate.
Look who's talking. I heard Kiki dumped you for Don Prima.
Hey, I dumped her!
Was that before or after you got down on your knees and begged her to go to the movie with you?
Juicy!
Well, at least I have options. Anyway, who says I'd settle for you? I already have a date.
Oh, yeah?! Who?!
That's for me to know and you never to find out. That is unless you find a date, which I doubt! [leaves while laughing]
[yelling out the window] I DEMAND to know the name of your date!
Over my dead body!
Don't give me any ideas! [slams the window door closed]
I guess you could say… that when it comes to… fighting earthlings… we rock!
Aw, nuts!
Since you ruined our favorite hotspot, it only seems fair that we get to eat your brain!
Uh, you wouldn't like my brain! It's all circuity and metallic!
Oh, good! We haven't been getting our recommended daily allowance of iron! [pulls out scalpel] Huh? It’s Skyway Patrol!
[as Jenny downloads updates for herself from the internet] XJ.9, don't do that! You'll go blind!
[after trying to dance with the SilverShell as he runs back into the gym again]
I've heard of playing hard to get, but hard to hang on to?!
[while escaping in the mini-jet from a flock of flying animals] What is this place?!
It's evolution gone mad!!
[after discussing how to find Jenny's pieces]
Are you sure Dr. Wakeman will loan her mini-jet to a dwarf, two teens, and a disembodied head?
Come on, you overgrown bulldozer! I'll fight you down to my last weapon!
So be it.
Villains. You're so predictable.
What reason have you to smile?
If you'd have paid attention, you'd have seen that last weapon was a protonic explosive device, set to self-destruct. My mom's just so darn smart. Enjoy the fireworks.
[Armagedroid blows up, sending his head into space]
I will liberate the Earth, even if I must destroy it to do so!
Wow, Killgore. How many people did you tell about this?
Killgore has many adoring fans, that he shall destroy!!
Mom! You completely violated my privacy!
Privacy, schmivacy. There's science afoot. It's my latest invention: Sleepy-time Mist for insomniac babies. It's a lullaby in bottle without being addictive or causing diarrhea. [notices an oil can on the bed] Wait, what's this? Oil on the bed? And just look at the mess! It's like you're an animal or something. How many times must I tell you? It's an eyesore, a safety hazard, and against zoning regulations!
[fueling her face up with red of irritation; cannot take it anymore] THAT'S IT! I can't take it anymore! You interfere with my phone calls, my eating habits, you bother me about everything! You probably read my diary.
You keep spelling "infatuation" wrong.
You've destroyed the rocket, but did you disarm the war head?
Did I what the what?
It's the part that goes BOOM!
Oops...
You destroyed my statue!
You ruined my stage!
You wrecked my old timey bicycle!
Uh, no, that was me.
Oh, yeah. My mistake.
[to Dr. Wakeman] A secret underground lair! This makes my garage workshop look like a workshop in a garage!
Where did you get that idea? A gumball machine?
I'll have you know gumball machines contain valuable information!
You are an amateur!
You are a Know-It-All!
Milbrat!
Birdnose!
How dare you?!
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