“Teen Idol/Good Old Sheldon” quotes from My Life as a Teenage Robot

Old Sheldon

Jenny! [slowly walks towards Jenny and hits her on the head with his cane] You ruined my life! [falls on his back]

Jenny

Who are you, and what are you talking about?

Old Sheldon

[sits up] I'm your old pal! Sheldon!

Tuck

Crazy old person.

Brad

Move away slowly.

Old Sheldon

I'm Sheldon, I tell ya! I just got me a few wrinkles since you abandoned me… [falls on his back again] 75 years ago!

Brad

That's crazy talk, pops.

Jenny

We just saw Sheldon yesterday.

Tuck

Yeah, hangin' out with those freaky Jenny worshiping aliens.

Old Sheldon

Those awful aliens. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Tuck

It was yesterday, you old--

Old Sheldon

[covers Tuck's mouth with his hand from talking] Hush, boy! I'm telling a story. When Jenny hurled those aliens into outer space… [Flashback to the previous episode's events; voice-over] I was onboard. I tried to get 'em to turn around, but there was a bit of a communication gap. Catching a ride back was impossible! I had to find work to survive. I couldn't keep up as a mechanic, couldn't master beauty salon work, and couldn't stomach the fast food industry.

Jenny

What's wrong? What happened to you out there?

Old Sheldon

[voice-over] After 35 years, I finally earned enough money for a transport back home. Then, disaster struck. Space pirates!

This suit converts kinetic energy into electric power. Every move you make will help make Sheldon a little younger.

Brad

So, was everything okay with Sheldon?

Jenny

Sheldon should be just fine.

Sheldon

[outraged] Jenny! How dare you let those pirates take me?! Who leaves a baby out in space with space pirates for 15 years?!

Jenny

It was the only way to get you back to the correct age. Now, I'm glad everything's back to normal.

Sheldon

Normal?! I've just spent 90 years of my life in outer space! And you call that normal?! I will never forgive you!