Jenny! [slowly walks towards Jenny and hits her on the head with his cane] You ruined my life! [falls on his back]
Who are you, and what are you talking about?
[sits up] I'm your old pal! Sheldon!
Crazy old person.
Move away slowly.
I'm Sheldon, I tell ya! I just got me a few wrinkles since you abandoned me… [falls on his back again] 75 years ago!
That's crazy talk, pops.
We just saw Sheldon yesterday.
Yeah, hangin' out with those freaky Jenny worshiping aliens.
Those awful aliens. I remember it like it was yesterday.
It was yesterday, you old--
[covers Tuck's mouth with his hand from talking] Hush, boy! I'm telling a story. When Jenny hurled those aliens into outer space… [Flashback to the previous episode's events; voice-over] I was onboard. I tried to get 'em to turn around, but there was a bit of a communication gap. Catching a ride back was impossible! I had to find work to survive. I couldn't keep up as a mechanic, couldn't master beauty salon work, and couldn't stomach the fast food industry.
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