Jenny quotes from My Life as a Teenage Robot

Jenny

Excuse me, I need to speak with the young man you're terrorizing.

Jenny

Now to shed a little light on the subject of the invisible man. [flips through the settings and and stops on the infrared setting] Hey. You're not an invisible man. You're an invisible eyeball!

Jenny

[reading] "Gone to town for supplies. Please move quantum gigulator to the basement. Love, Mom. P.S.: I left some motor oil out in case you get thirsty." [sadly] Cheers. [drinks some oil and walks down to the basement, carrying the quantum gigulator, and sets it down; notices a door] A door? I never noticed that before.

Jenny

[notices the giant fly again] You again? You’ve bugged me for the last time! [activates into a bug zapper as the fly touches it, shocking him and instantly killing him]

Jenny

I've heard of playing hard to get, but hard to hang on to?!

Jenny

[facing Brad] I don't know how you did it but you came to my rescue and the bravery was 100% Brad,YOU'RE MY HERO! [She and Brad hugged]

Jenny

Crikey! There are thousands of dolls all over Tremorton!

Brad

Hi, Jenny, my name's Brad– Whoa, a real life robot!

Jenny

A real life teenager!

[in unison] Whoa! Look at that, and those, and the hair. [laughs]

Brad

So, you're like a super hero who goes around the world having death-defying adventures and defeating dastardly villains?

Jenny

Mm-hmm.

Brad

Sweet!

Jenny

And you're a teenager who goes to high school and meet tons of other kids and hangs out with them?

Brad

Of course.

Jenny

Cool! [She turns to a grumpy-looking Spanish female teenager, who is Andy] Hi, Andy, wanna come join us for fun?

Yeah, and you haven't spoke to my daughter yet! She's a real robot now. [laughs]

[She starts gritting her teeth, angrily throws her rag doll into the garbage can, and progressively starts shouting in rage] WHO ARE THE WAKEMANS?!!!

Jenny

You never let me do ANYTHING I WANT! WORK! WORK! WORK! I NEVER GET TO HAVE ANY FUN! If you don't let me go, I'll... I'll...

Don't you raise your lasers to me, young lady!

Jenny

It's got to be around here somewhere.

Brad

[tagging along while flying the jet pack] How about that gas station?

Jenny

No, that's a tra... [realizes] Huh?! Brad, what are you doing?

Brad

Duh. Trying out my new jet pack.

Jenny

I meant, what are you doing here?

Brad

Helping you find the UFO.

Jenny

You can't do that. This is a very delicate intergalactic situation. Turn around and go home right now.

Brad

Your lips say, "go home," but your eyes say…

Jenny

Leave? Look, Brad, this could be dangerous, and I can't watch out for you.

Brad

You don't have to. I can take care of myself.

Tuck

[enters the UFO cockpit] Brad? [gasps upon seeing Brad fiddling around with the controls] Brad, what are you doing?! You're gonna blows us up or vaporize us or get us grounded! [Brad pulls a lever starting up the UFO as it starts rising off the ground] Or get us ungrounded. [Jenny hears the UFO rising, turns around, and sees it flying out the woods and into the sky] Get us down, get us down, get us down!

Brad

I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying! [The UFO screeches to a stop in midair] Did that stop it?

Tuck

No. [points to Jenny with her foot on it] That did.

Jenny

I thought I told you to stay put.

Brad

Well, we tried, but then you…

Jenny

Put the ship down.

Brad

That's what I...

Jenny

Down!

Brad

But...

Jenny

Now.

Jenny

[walks to the driver's seat, getting Brad her attention] Brad. Brad? [shouts] BRAD!

Brad

[snapping back to reality] What? W-what's going on?

Jenny

You're done driving. That's what's going on.

Brad

[smacks her hand away] Hey, who put you in charge of me?

Jenny

[arguing in unison] You break into an alien spaceship after I told you to stay away from it, but that's not good enough for you.

Brad

[arguing in unison] You've been bossing me around all morning.

Jenny

Your little girl is growing up.

You're right, XJ.9. Well technically you're wrong because you're a robot and will remain a teenager forever, but metaphorically, you're absolutely right.

Jenny

How is it, again, that you know the Minutians will land here?

They always land here. Why do you think I moved here?