My Boys Season 1 quotes

[told he can play in the Decathlon] Really? Seriously? Okay.

Mike

You know, uh, two seconds ago I just heard you say that the Decathlon was stupid.

Yeah, well you know, it is stupid, if I wasn't participating.

Kenny

Are you gonna be good? Because PJ's really good.

I'm gonna be... I'm gonna try my best.

Kenny

Oh, he's one of those people who says stupid things like that.

No, you can't start with Jenga, I wanna watch Jenga.

Mike

Wow, you made your choice there, PJ. You know we'd all like to put on a pretty top and go out tonight.

I mean, what kind of relationship do you have if you can't come clean with the person you're with?

Stephanie

A relationship that will last! Look, it's like faking an orgasm or telling somebody that their baby is cute. These are good lies!

[sits silent]

Kenny

Okay, just, give me a clue, clock's ticking.

Uh, uh...

Kenny

Anything, just say anything.

Uh...

Brendan

Nothin'.

Oh, uh, alright.

Kenny

Okay, you have to say something. You got to, just say any word at this point.

[talking over each other] Alright.

Kenny

We're running out of...

Alright, alright.

Kenny

A clue, please, a clue.

Alright, alright, alright.

Kenny

A clue, a clue, a clue.

Alright. K-k-k-k.

Kenny

You're just going, k-k-k-k, and I don't know if it's a fit or a clue.

It's... it's round.

Kenny

A basketball, a baseball, the world, a planet.

No, no, no, no. It's not.. but it's not "round", it's... round.

Kenny

Uh, it's a car without a top.

Broken car.

Kenny

No. Uh, it's the kind of car you might take to the beach, but it's the car where you push a button and the top comes down.

Beach car.

Kenny

I don't know if you have a virus... or why you don't work properly.

You're not still giving me hints, are you?

Brendan

[laughing] Ah, that's money.

Was it a dune buggy?

Kenny

A convertible!

A convertible what?

When I was in my twenties, I hung out in bars, with a bunch of friends. Everybody goes through that phase.

Okay, it's actually not a phase.

No, hey. I know that you're going through a time in your life when you're supposed to screw around, you know. It's fun, do it. But when you... and I don't want to say "grow up."

Then don't.

You'll find, as you get older, a lot of that stuff just falls away.

[together] Soooooooo-rrrrrrrrry.

Kenny

You're not sorry. Okay, you're not sorry at all.

Mike

Yeah!

You know what, apology not accepted.

Kenny

I would like a sincere apology.

Mike

It's sorry with an exclamation point. There's no apology, it's an "I'm sorry for you."

Alright. [pulls card] Sooo-rrry. Oh, it is a game of revenge, isn't it?

I don't know what just happened.

Bobby

Well, sometimes a man and a woman get... a special feeling.

Shut up!

Brendan, tell me your heaviest piece of furniture.

Brendan

Thousand pound bed!

Mike

[echoing] Thousand pound... bed. Why would you say thousand pound bed?

It's too hard!

Kenny

It's for ages three and up.

Mike

Princess Frostine.

Kenny

She's kind of cute.

Mike

Bonjour, princess.

I hope that's a lollipop...

Stephanie

What were you thinking sleeping with Bobby? And how was it?

I don't know what I was thinking. And it was a solid B. Perfect attendance, didn't turn in all of his homework.

But if you don't get my friends... you don't get me.

Mike

Hey, just for the sake of argument... it was this week?

Yes.

Is that what you called?

Brendan

It is, pay it up! Come on!

Mike

You couldn't hold out until Halloween, could you?

Wait a second here, you guys bet on when I would break up with Hank?

Brendan

Oh yeah, we do it for all the guys you date.

It's the first time I lost.

Oh, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

Kenny

Well, now that he's history, I think it's safe to tell you that Mike couldn't stand him.

Mike

Oh! I liked him more than you did!

Kenny

That's not saying much.