A character in My Boys
Andy
My Boys · 60 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in My Boys: in 17 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike (9), PJ (7), Kenny (7)
Meredith wants to live in the suburbs.
What!?
I know.
And you're thinking of going with her?!
Well, you know how it is: more space, better schools, quiet desperation.
[told he can play in the Decathlon] Really? Seriously? Okay.
You know, uh, two seconds ago I just heard you say that the Decathlon was stupid.
Yeah, well you know, it is stupid, if I wasn't participating.
Are you gonna be good? Because PJ's really good.
I'm gonna be... I'm gonna try my best.
Oh, he's one of those people who says stupid things like that.
[playing $20,000 Pyramid]
[sits silent]
Okay, just, give me a clue, clock's ticking.
Uh, uh...
Anything, just say anything.
Uh...
Nothin'.
[Kenny points at his watch, fidgets]
Oh, uh, alright.
Okay, you have to say something. You got to, just say any word at this point.
[talking over each other] Alright.
We're running out of...
Alright, alright.
A clue, please, a clue.
Alright, alright, alright.
A clue, a clue, a clue.
Alright. K-k-k-k.
You're just going, k-k-k-k, and I don't know if it's a fit or a clue.
It's... it's round.
A basketball, a baseball, the world, a planet.
No, no, no, no. It's not.. but it's not "round", it's... round.
[later]
Uh, it's a car without a top.
Broken car.
No. Uh, it's the kind of car you might take to the beach, but it's the car where you push a button and the top comes down.
Beach car.
I don't know if you have a virus... or why you don't work properly.
You're not still giving me hints, are you?
[laughing] Ah, that's money.
Was it a dune buggy?
A convertible!
A convertible what?
[playing Sorry!]
[together] Soooooooo-rrrrrrrrry.
You're not sorry. Okay, you're not sorry at all.
Yeah!
You know what, apology not accepted.
I would like a sincere apology.
It's sorry with an exclamation point. There's no apology, it's an "I'm sorry for you."
Alright. [pulls card] Sooo-rrry. Oh, it is a game of revenge, isn't it?
[playing Family Feud]
Brendan, tell me your heaviest piece of furniture.
Thousand pound bed!
[echoing] Thousand pound... bed. Why would you say thousand pound bed?
[drunk, playing "drinking" Candyland"]
It's too hard!
It's for ages three and up.
Princess Frostine.
She's kind of cute.
Bonjour, princess.
I hope that's a lollipop...
Hey, just for the sake of argument... it was this week?
Yes.
Is that what you called?
It is, pay it up! Come on!
You couldn't hold out until Halloween, could you?
Wait a second here, you guys bet on when I would break up with Hank?
Oh yeah, we do it for all the guys you date.
It's the first time I lost.
Oh, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
Come on, shots are on me. What do you want?
Uh, blue!
You're a good friend.
You're a good friend too.
You're a really good friend.
You're a really good friend.
Alright, before you two start making out can we please get back to the game!
This has been my favorite episode of Gilmore Girls.
Alright! [throws poker chip at Andy]
[in Valley Girl imitation] You guys were mad at each other, but then you got back together!
You know, something's been bugging me the last couple of days. Did Brendan put a baby in your stomach?
Yes, she lives with my mother.
That's who that little girl is! The one in the rock shirts with the five o'clock shadow.
Mexican Freddy's really not Mexican.
Sure, just like they call fat guys "tiny" or ugly guys "handsome."
What?
You know what I'm talking about, handsome.
We're celebrating, Bobby got his old job back!
Yup, pay cut and everything.
Yeah, and I'm helping him celebrate while traffic clears.
It's nine o'clock, I think traffic's clear.
It worked! Let's celebrate!
[Stephanie announces that Brendan has been named one of Chicago's sexiest bachelors and there will be a party to celebrate.]
Sweet! Oh we are totally going. Oh, there will be a ton of women there hoping to glom on to one of the sexy bachelors.
But we're not one of 'em.
Nope, but we know one. So we hover around Brando all night and when the moment's right, bang!
Bang!
We swoop in to snag his drunken castoffs.
[falsetto] Daddy, how did you meet Mommy? [deep voice] Well dear, Mommy was a drunken castoff.
Yeah, see, she wanted to go home with Uncle Brando that night, but Daddy was in the right place at the right time.
Daddy, do you think I can be a drunken castoff someday?
Dare to dream, sweetie. Goodnight.
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