Stephanie quotes from My Boys

Stephanie

We weren't in the same boat! I played with your boat in my boat's bathtub!

You don't know what it´s like okay? I'm the only woman. I can't have a personal life at work, you know? They would rip me to shreds. I've finally got into a place where they forget I'm a woman.

Stephanie

You have such strange goals.

Stephanie

No no no no no... this is going to be a very bad idea.

Brendan

Oh don't you start on me now, too... I get enough from her.

Stephanie

You look too good and there's an ex-girlfriend involved and a wedding.

Wendy is going to take one look at you in that suit and either start hating you from breaking up with her or wanting you back and either way it's going to be bad bad bad.

Brendan

You guys are being ridiculous! Alright, look. We are gonna go to the wedding, we are gonna eat our dried out chicken, we are gonna dance the celebration and when the open bar turns to a cash bar, we go our separate ways... oh so the tie works? Cause I wasn't sure to go bow or not.

My god! You love that you look that good!

Stephanie

Hoping to rub it in.

Brendan

No... no no no no... do you think it will work?

I mean, what kind of relationship do you have if you can't come clean with the person you're with?

Stephanie

A relationship that will last! Look, it's like faking an orgasm or telling somebody that their baby is cute. These are good lies!

Stephanie

What were you thinking sleeping with Bobby? And how was it?

I don't know what I was thinking. And it was a solid B. Perfect attendance, didn't turn in all of his homework.

Kenny

I'm going on the record, I think Dani's great.

Puh-lease.

Kenny

Come on, she's cool, she's funny, she's sm—

Don't you dare say smart!

Kenny

Smurfy.

Stephanie

That's the only word you can think of that begins with "sm"?

You were gonna say smart. About a woman who thought she was having dinner in another state.

Brendan

You know what, guys, I feel like I've seen her before.

Oh hey, does this help jog your memory? [begins making porn music sounds and talking in a whispery voice] Oh, Mr. Cable Man—

Stephanie

[in a deep voice] Yes?

[in porn voice] I want all your channels!

Brendan

Wow, dinner and a movie.

Kenny

I've seen this one.

That was not Fun Andy!

Stephanie

Yes it was! Don't you remember? Fun Andy was the reason you spent your sweet sixteen party in the emergency room.

No, he had an allergic reaction.

Stephanie

To cocaine! You take sweet little lovable Andy and you cut him loose and he turns into Mr. Hyde. Or Dr. Jekyll. Who was the one with the fangs?

Dracula?

Stephanie

I guess I thought debt counselling would be more like Driver's Ed. You know? Where you ignore the film strips that they show and sleep through a couple of lectures and be on your way.

That just cleared up so much about your driving.