Mike, Kenny and others in “Ethics”

Sweet! Oh we are totally going. Oh, there will be a ton of women there hoping to glom on to one of the sexy bachelors.

But we're not one of 'em.

Nope, but we know one. So we hover around Brando all night and when the moment's right, bang!

Bang!

We swoop in to snag his drunken castoffs.

[falsetto] Daddy, how did you meet Mommy? [deep voice] Well dear, Mommy was a drunken castoff.

Yeah, see, she wanted to go home with Uncle Brando that night, but Daddy was in the right place at the right time.

Daddy, do you think I can be a drunken castoff someday?

Dare to dream, sweetie. Goodnight.